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Mouse In My Shoes
I am going to admit right now that I used this photo because it is so ridiculous to me that I had to use it. Who would do this? Also, they are stripper shoes. I found this out later when I am trying...
View ArticleThat’s How I Got Showered In Hamburger Juice
Years and years ago when my children were knee high to grasshoppers and not six inches taller than me, my parents asked me if we wanted their deep freezer. “We never use it now that you are all gone...
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Eating Snake
I love our library. This summer we have a Teen Theme of Survival at the Library and we are teaching the kids survival skills. A local resident, Mr. K., is retired Navy and currently a substitute...
View ArticlePreparing for Hunter’s Safety
I am sneaking away to write this to you. If the boys find out…oy. The boys and I are preparing to take hunter’s safety this weekend. It’s a two day course. Since I have never taken it I thought it...
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First Deer
Today I am turning the blog over to S2 who harvested his first deer EVER today. It’s opening day of Gun Season over here and I asked him to write the story of how the hunt went. Here we go, in a 12...
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The Rest of the Story
Remember Paul Harvey? Remember how he always had those great “The Rest of the Story” stories? Well, here is mine. S2 just wrote all about his First Deer the other day. We are just so super excited for...
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First Deer
A day after S2 went out and harvested his first deer, S3 went out with my brother and harvested his first deer. I have asked S3 to tell us his hunting story. Without further ado, I give you S3…. My...
View ArticleBecause Friends Don’t Let Friends Smell Like Skunk
She looked me dead on, seriousness etched all over her face, took a deep breath and asked me “Denise, as my friend, tell me the God’s honest truth. Do I (pause)…do I smell like skunk?” Because REAL...
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How to Catch a Seagull
My husband keeps saying, “All my life I have wanted to catch a seagull and he isn’t even trying to and catches one!” Yes, our son caught a seagull. With a cheezit. Here’s how you catch a seagull, in...
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Why Did the Muskrat Cross the Road?
Continuing the the theme that I am my own personal comedy, I thought I would tell you our muskrat story. And why DID the muskrat cross the road? Just so you could laugh at this story. Here in our...
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